Originally Posted by Trollheart

Well, **** you, Hawk! Just for that...

Last Orders

Joey was in medical need of a drink, but he had no money. How to solve this dilemma? He decided to go to the kitchen, get a knife out of the drawer, and head down to his local liquor store. Having never pulled off a robbery before, he had the incredible bad luck to try to pull this one off while two off-duty cops were buying cigarettes. He was quickly disarmed and arrested.

As he was black and poor, he soon ended up in the jug, and as this was also Texas, he was quickly sentenced to death for just those two crimes. But the story has a happy ending, as for his last meal he ordered a beer. So he got his beer in the end.