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Old 03-25-2018, 05:38 PM   #266 (permalink)
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“The last time I cried? I was trying to fix the oven. I couldn’t get the goddamn knob to go on there, and it was just like, just end it now. End this ****in’ world. This WHOLE world.”
— Bob Odenkirk
I understand completely. My non-Chromebook computer feels much the same way. I JUST DID A SYSTEM RESTORE, YOU *******! I TRIED TO DO A WINDOWS REINSTALL BUT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH MEMORY WHAT THE **** EVEN IS THAT?! I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP RANDOMLY TURNING OFF! DIE IN A FIRE BEFORE I HAVE TO PAY $200 TO SOME PISSANT WHO'LL JUDGE MY PORN CHOICES!

And so it goes...
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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