Originally Posted by elphenor

lol vacation ownership

I was pitching someone the other day and I get the classic "Is this Timeshare?" to which I always respond "Absolutely this is Timeshare, we sell timeshares" 100% straight and I keep pitching

my senior goes "no no no we're "vacation ownership""

like **** off, that doesn't work, that's so phony, way to ruin my cred right there