Originally Posted by MicShazam

I'm joking! I'd hate to use winking smileys all over the place so I'm just going to risk looking like an *******.
I'm pretty sure Troll and Hawk would get how I meant it and I mostly wrote it to poke fun at them.

Appreciate the history lesson. I'm just using the word philistine as it's usually used but I know nothing of it's origin.