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Old 04-02-2018, 05:44 PM   #49570 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
only once for me did a man look like he was gonna beat my ass

a lady called me a dickhead another time

you're actually fair game for missionaries as a salesman, they'll pretend to be interested

what's funny though is my supervisor saw a new girl getting religion pitched by some LDS and he told them to buy a package or move along, they recoiled at this, but long story short he ended up roping them into a timeshare tour
Getting sent to Texas would be a ****ing awful assignment for a 20 year old Mormon. They were probably bored out of their minds except for periods of sheer terror.

The ones in Japan won the lottery. They don’t make any converts but they get drenched in bored housewife pussy. As long as your “elder” partner wasn’t a snitch. Most aren’t. God is no competition for pussy.
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