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Old 04-14-2018, 06:34 AM   #49892 (permalink)
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I woke up in silk sheets on a king sized waterbed. I expelled my waste in a fancy toilet with an anal massaging bidet. I walked down my spiral staircase to my big swimming pool. I took off my skivvies and dove off the high dive and swam a couple laps in the heated water. Then I took a shower in my super modern high tech super shower room. I had my 18 year old Chinese maid dry me off. My chef had a fancy omelette and rare steak ready for breakfast. I ate naked. Then I went into my fancy music listening room and cranked up the AC so the fire wouldn’t bother me. Exhausting.
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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