I flew in my personal jet to NYC last night. I met up with all the current hipsters in the Brooklyn jazz scene and had them over to my Manhattan penthouse for vegan dishes and purple kush. A few of them played me some personalized live sets and took requests. I let them crash there but I left at about 3 on my leer jet, Hawk Forced One. We’re touching down in Honolulu soon. Zuckerberg wants me to take his new Hawaiian crib off his hands. I’m just gonna keep his crib and a little yard out front. I’m turning the rest of the land into a nature preserve free and always open to public. I’m meeting with the indigenous population to see if they want some free housing out there. Should be pretty cool.
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