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Originally Posted by The Batlord
You live on an island. Why the **** can't you swim?
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Hey it's not as if we're all constantly walking precariously around the coastline, hoping not to fall in you know! We have a lot of that stuff called "inland". I live near-ish the coast, but couldn't tell you the last time I saw the ocean, sea or even a lake. Seriously.
I just never learned though. I don't like the water. When I used to go across to England on one of the old cattle boats when I was young I always got seasick. If I ever fall in, I'm drowning, man.
If you think about it, you're on a goddamn island too. It's just a whole lot bigger than mine. Shut up.