Originally Posted by Trollheart

I'm not a teetotaller. I've drank the odd pint. I've been drunk exactly twice in my life. Neither time was the least bit fun. So when people ask do I drink, I say no: well, I do, but I can go from one end of the year to the next without touching alcohol and it wouldn't bother me. It's not even the tiniest percentage of importance in my life.