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Old 05-04-2018, 08:14 PM   #23356 (permalink)
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I'm sitting in the shop and some dude walks in and asks if we have a restroom. I said yeah, it's that door right over there thinking homie is just going to take a leak. Motherf*cker is in there for twenty f*cking minutes birthing the sewage monster from X-Files. I'm surprised I didn't hear backward tongue speaking in there. Finally the door opens and he just waltzes towards the door. I'm like "Have a great day dude. Thanks for sh*tting with us." Not letting this dude get away with it. He'll think twice next time he wants to come in to my shop and sh*t. Dude just looks at me, says "sorry", and leaves.

I almost threw up. It still smells like a sulfur bomb went off in there. It actually seeped out to the record bins. It smells like we keep pigs back there and they all had bad Chinese food. I have all the doors open.

Awful.
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