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Old 05-05-2018, 07:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Incel? No.

Getting laid? Not right now.

Why?

1. Living with my parents for a bit. That's not sexy.

2. Parents live in the woods. Woods girls are gross.

3. Not looking for a girlfriend so not into dating. I'm the type that dates to find a girlfriend. If I just need to get laid I'm not going to the f*cking movies. Reasons 1 and 2 are why I'm not looking to get laid.

Does this make sense or am I making excuses?
2 Live Crew said it directly “never to the movies just straight to my house”

So you’re good on the no movies thing.

You do need a place. Your car. Some spot outdoors. Bite the bullet and bring her home. Also, dude, get a cheap ass apartment. Dafuq? You got a job. In the meantime, don’t even stress all that. Just get some female company and start with making out.

Now seriously listen man woods girls are NOT gross. Get to making out with one and your dick will tell you the truth. It’s all good. Who ever is out there, say hello and ask them questions. You need the interaction. Don’t be all worried about getting in her space or looking like a loser or whatever holds you back. If she doesn’t like you then fine. Now you know. Being gracious in rejection gets men laid all the time, btw. Also aim high AND low. Hot as ****? Try. Butt ass ugly? Try. Pussy ain’t got a face.
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