I saw a chick wearing a Joy Division t-shirt at the grocery store. I tried to chat her up using my Joy Division insights as my convo-kickstarter. Poor thing looked scared as hell.
Then in the checkout line these three black ladies were talking about how ridiculous it was that this new mother was lavishing so much over her baby. They were laughing and I like to laugh so I chimed in and said it sounds like the baby might be getting spoiled. Grandma got all serious and the laughing stopped and I was informed the baby was going to be just fine.
and... remember yesterday the blueberry hot sauce thing? I struck up two conversations about it with different women. They both loved it.
So just throwing it out there:
Joy Division knowledge gets a D minus
A baby you don’t know gets an F
Blueberry based hot sauce gets a A
Use that ****.
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