Originally Posted by Oriphiel

*stares at stripper for an hour, then appears behind her in the bathroom*

Chula: "I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Woah, what the fuck? Get the hell out!"

Chula: "BUT I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Security!"

Chula: "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?"

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.