Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Gurl, you make my spidey senses tingle,
Please tell me yur single,
My power core's starting to jingle,
I'm shooting webbing out of my dingle.

You're a little hellcat, and I'm gonna get dat pussy,
Show you that your boyfriend's just a little wussy,
He's the Vulture, and I'm the fucking Rhino,
Gonna charge in and smash that vagino.

I'm like J. Jonah Jameson, I need pictures of dat ass,
If Peter Parker can't get 'em then I'll put him on blast,
So call for an Avenger, hell even a Defender,
'Cause when I smell pussy I won't stop till I bend her.