or i may just tell her i'm gay and if that doesn't kill her i'll tell her i have a black boyfriend...that should definetly do it....of course, that could always backfire and she could end up bringing an exorcist to my flat to extract the devil that has undoubtedly taken over my soul....*shrugs*....
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