Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Dazzler, who absorbs sound waves and uses them as her power source: Hey look, a bad guy.

Klaw, a bad guy who is literally made up of soundwaves: I'm gonna kick your ass, Dazzler!

Dazzler: Lol. Get inside me, retard.

And then she absorbs him.

And then she gets put on trial for murder.

AND SHE GOES FREE. FUCK YEAH.