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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
I watched the new Deadpool.
Great movie but all these superhero movies seem way to redundant and predictable to me.
Also, when getting popcorn, tell them to drench it in butter like a bukkake girl. It always works. Told this kid this, told him I don't want the popcorn to be able to open it's eyes and he spent like 5 minutes buttering that ****. I'm going to end up killing myself with a cholesterol overdose.
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1. This is hysterical.
2. You actually like that "butter" taste? I managed a theater for six years. That ain't butter. That is butter tasting canola oil. You might as well just pour some extra virgin over your popcorn.