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Originally Posted by The Batlord
"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."
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Ha ha! Joke's on you! I can't drive! Nor have I ever drunk rum. Although, that Ambien does look tempting. And sure, how hard can it be to drive anyway? Edge of a cliff is a good place to learn, surely...?
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Originally Posted by Frownland
Batlord's neighbours: "It used to be an alright house until they had to break down a wall to get some dead fat dude out."
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I heard that nobody in Burger King even noticed he hadn't turned up for work till one (retarded) employee suddenly realised, three days later, that he was wasting his pearls of what he saw as wisdom on a dumpster. And then all those cases of food poisoning over there. Surely not related? He did always say he'd get them all back...
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Originally Posted by Blank.
"Poor Kiiii, he threw a bitch fit that was so massive that he had a heart attack and died, or he listened to too much Nightwish"
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Hopefully the former. We wouldn't want him to have suffered.
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Originally Posted by Janszoon
They’ll inform the police chief, who will breathe a sigh of relief.
He’ll say I was a malanderer, a badlander, and a thief.
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Nice! Cave4Eva!
