Originally Posted by Janszoon

If I go to a sushi restaurant and I wear sneakers and the owners sushi their sushi can I sushi sushi?

Originally Posted by Frownland

This is what his cakes usually look like



Did they ask him to put dicks on it?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.