Originally Posted by Fluff

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.
Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight Murphy so it is."
Murphy says, "Everyone will be watchin' de band"
Paddy says, "But dere isn't a band playing tonoyt."
Murphy says "Dere is I heard someone shout "a band on ship"."

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

How would an Italian seaman describe OccultHawk's taste in music?

Shit.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

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3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Q: What has eight-legs and creates superheros that stick to walls and can punch a rhino but can't save the ones they love and will forever feel soul crushing guilt over ever single person they watched die?

A: A spider.