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Old 06-18-2018, 02:21 PM   #519 (permalink)
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> be me
> give flowers and compliments to a bar maid
> marry bar maid
> buy a house with bar maid
> have a son with bar maid
> refocus on quests
> now every time I come home she's bitching about me not buying her things anymore
> enough
> hit her
> hit her again
> she runs out into the street screaming
> follow her
> chase her back to the bar
> beat her to death in front of her coworkers and half the village
> they took my son, little Keanu


10/10 Would commit domestic abuse again.
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