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Old 06-24-2018, 02:34 PM   #52830 (permalink)
Chula Vista
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Church
Church x 2.

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Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.
Did I tell about the time with a coconut and a back issue of TV Guide?

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69 is very common foreplay
Best BJ you're ever going to get is when you're going to town on a girl's private parts.

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Feels good to make your partner feel good.
Amen partner.

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I've never been with a good who smelt bad, so maybe I'm just not scarred yet.
Had to make a U-turn at the belly button once.

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Chula, what are we gonna do with kids these days?
The copper bull and fire thingy?

Re: Hygiene

You've got a wet pussy (if you're doing it right) in your face, along with your own spit. Take a finger and use it to prime the target. That'll get her going good. Then you jam your tongue in. Just be careful she doesn't bite your dick off while she's climaxing.
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