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Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 12:34 PM

Waitress has incredible green eyes and is cute as hell.

Me: Exactly what color are your eyes?
Her: Emerald.
Me: They're beautiful.
Her. (blushing) Thanks!
Me: Act aloof but cool for the rest of the meal and then give her a 20% tip.
Her: Big thank you and smile as I leave.

It's the little things.

06-28-2018, 12:34 PM	#11035 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Waitress has incredible green eyes and is cute as hell. Me: Exactly what color are your eyes? Her: Emerald. Me: They're beautiful. Her. (blushing) Thanks! Me: Act aloof but cool for the rest of the meal and then give her a 20% tip. Her: Big thank you and smile as I leave. It's the little things. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”