4th of July list of cool **** America gave the world
The Blues
Jazz
Rock’n’roll
Hip hop
Punk (Ramones bitches)
Film
TV
Airplanes
Moon rocks (only on the moon)
Atomic Bombs (first to test and
USE bitches)
The Lightbulb
The telephone
The Internet
The Super Bowl
The
World Series
Bourbon (it’s better than Scotch)
Fast Food
Rich black people
The basketball dunk
Coca-Cola
The Bong
100 dollar bills
Indians
The Wooly Mammoth
We’re the largest richest most powerful empire EVA
So suck our dicks
