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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
The War of 1812 wasn’t a ****ing draw
England wanted a round two because they were still butthurt from the ass ****ing we gave them in The American Revolution so we took those ***gots down to New Orleans where we got up in that ass yet again. That tender English ass felt so good we took our rock hard American cocks and choked out the remaining Indian tribes, stole a bunch of land from the Mexicants, then stole a bunch of **** from the Philippines and even started cashing in on England’s ****ing of Hong Kong. We were just like we’ll be taking those opium profits too. Sorry bitches
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Actually, it was. England wanted her colonies back and America wanted a piece of Canada. Neither got what they wanted.
But we did kick butt in Baltimore.
Oh, yeah, and we did steal a lot of land from a lot of poorer countries. Happy Fourth
