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I awoke this morning
feel like i have been in a long sleep
I really don't no where i'm at
and my face is numb and flat


I'm gazing out into the street
people are passing on foot
not much else is going down
what a day to awake in this rotten town

Bridge...
Everything has been left to me
wish it was empty
really could i make this my home
when i'm my happiest, when i'm on my own.


Having a terrible month
it's not even the greatest of years
my music box is bust
and iv'e ran out of beer

I'm looking at the ceiling
I must have fallen down
I wish I could remember
why I wear this awful frown

As I'm awake, It's a bloody good start
Hope I don't **** myself, as I will if i fart
Iv'e got to get out, I've got to reach the door
another bloody mess on a Saturday morn.

Yes now I remember, I moved In with my woman
she Is blessed with giving her demands
clean and dust and cook my tea
fancy falling, for a lazy slob like me.

So do I conform to what she desires of me
to make this one a happy family
me and her and her and me
that's why I have a frown, it'l be for an eternity.

Take a deep breath and pack a bag
I'm no body's fool, i'm not wearing a gag
this will be known throughout the nation
I'm not helping there cause for world domination.

Swallowing a cap iv'e got a hole in my head
she will be home soon, hope she come's to bed
I will show her that man rules the earth
and women well, give birth.