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Old 07-08-2018, 01:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Fluff View Post
Dunno when the last one was but a bad one was when I cycled into a railing when I was about 9 or 10. Came forward off the seat at a decent speed and into the frame of the bike and my balls took the full force. I remember it burning.

Was in front of a pub car park full of people. Cycled off quickly as if nothing happened.
I would have said **** it I don't care about these people Imma curl up on the ground in the fetal position until I don't feel like throwing up.

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I landed on the middle of my bike as a kid and had to get surgery because it caused damage to my "parts". So yeah.
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