Originally Posted by The Batlord

My retarded co-worker refuses to believe me that he's having his four wisdom teeth pulled because of all the sugar he eats. He's fatter than me, either has a Slurpee or hot chocolate every single day, seems to have inside connections who let him know when any kind of new candy or junk food comes out, and yet when I tell him that this is why he has cavities he insists that it's because of cold water cause that's when his teeth hurt. Then he tells me to shut up and mind my own business. I love it and I don't care that I'm a bad person.