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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
While I was napping this afternoon some ******* stole both an Amazon and a Fedex delivery from my porch.
Fedex was my custom ordered suede boots. Gonna start requiring signatures on ALL deliveries from now on.
On the flip side, I've been shopping on-line for 20 years and this is the first time I've gotten burned.
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Next time order horse sh it from Amazon.com, and laugh you're ass off when he steals it. That'll learn him.
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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