Originally Posted by The Batlord

Have you ever been drunk, smoking a cigarette in your backyard, saw your neighbor's dog jump up on their back door after presumably taking a ****, the neighbor immediately let them in the back door, the dog got on their couch right against their back window that you could clearly see from your vantage point in your backyard, and then you could see dogs on your neighbor's giant TV as if your neighbor and his dog were watching TV about dogs and thought about making this thread? Cause that is literally what just happened to me and it feels somehow important.