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Old 08-14-2018, 11:02 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I find this reasoning to be flawed. It's still an unwanted sexual advance toward an individual.
Yes but the personal barrier to masturbating in front of someone is less than drugging and raping them, which is less than putting on a fake cast, tricking them into your car, bludgeoning them, violating them with a foreign object, strangling them with pantyhose, bludgeoning them some more, and then cutting their head off to use for an ashtray.

I'd rather trust Bill with my goldfish than Ted, and I'll choose Louis over Bill. I'm not sure how happy I'd be giving my fish to any of them but Louis is by far the lesser of three evils.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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