Randomly bumped into a video that explained why Danish sounds weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI5DPt3Ge_s
And one that gets into why the Danish word for "58" is totally logically obscure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bmZ1gRqCc
My father once tried to explain to me the logic behind that one and I didn't quite get it. It really is a total mess. A guy in the comments on this video even brings some corrections and clarifications. I'm content with just knowing how to say the number