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"Dtj" is an acronym which stands for the phrase "don't tell John." This phrase is typically used when someone has stated something which could prove detrimental if heard by John, who would undoubtedly in turn tell his mother who would then tell the speaker's mother.
Speaker 1: "So, did you and the swiss finally spank the monkey last weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."
#dtj#don't#tell#john#don't tell john
by Tpain+3 April 06, 2008
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down to jam, want to party
tonight im dtj
#party#jam#down#want#drink
by alwaysdtj July 24, 2011
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an acronym for 'down to jog' used when people are tired of slowly walking a normal route or if they have missed a their scheduled bus
Guy 1: Yooo ****, damn 16 left again...

Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?

Guy 1: Ya lets go.
#dip#jog#dtj#run#dip 1
by ThatsSaucey February 21, 2010
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acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.
hey Tom, I got these incredible cookies from home the other day. DTJ ok?
#dtj#food#jen#cookies#eating disorde
by Leotard January 17, 2008
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Down to Jetpack -- see jetpacking
Sydney is only half as tall as her boyfriend and she is always DTJ.
#jetpacking#spooning#cuddling#little spoon#big spoon
by Himmelstürmer April 09, 2012
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(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.
Damn, I 'd love that guy's DTJs "ONE" good yank, and see him "Fall" on his ass!
#fashion#drop trou#jeans#pants#bootty
by dmccowan January 28, 2008

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