Originally Posted by rostasi

Last night, standing at a crosswalk.
Woman appoaches - not much more than 4 feet in height with some missing teeth.

Her (loudly, in the general direction of the crossing light): “Hurry up! I’m old! I haven’t got time for this!”

Me (laughing): “You’re old?”

Her: “I sure am! I’m 96. I’m a veteran of the World War and I can swear in 3 languages!”

Me (uncontrollably laughing): “Well, I hope you have a good evening.”

Her: God bless you dear. I’m planning on doing just that.”