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Old 10-29-2018, 07:38 PM   #138 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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I met this big native dude who had dolphins tattood under his eyes. He sounded just like DMX too. He told me a random funny story about his first homosexual experience. He was like "Man, I didn't get layed for two weeks and I started going crazy. I let a dude suck my dick. I ain't really gay, but it felt good like a mother ****er when I hit the back of his throat. Man, I made a mistake!". I don't know why he told me this ****.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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