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Old 11-08-2018, 11:02 AM   #133 (permalink)
Oriphiel
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Sphinx: What strikes from above, yet hits from below?

Riddler: Hmm... *snaps his fingers* Got it! Flight attendants going on strike while on an airplane flying over Australia.

Sphinx: No.

Riddler: Oh. Then, uh... maybe a platoon of guerilla soldiers?

Sphinx: No.

Riddler: Well, ****. I give up. What is it?

*springing from out of the darkness above, a jagged shape strikes sparks as it hits the metal flooring, before ricocheting up into The Riddler's balls*

*a figure glides down gracefully from the catwalk*

Batman, retrieving the Batarang and slipping on a pair of shades, even though it's already night: Me.

*high-fives the Sphinx*

Riddler: lol... *passes out*
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