[/B][/I]If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?
Nah some creditor would probably freeze it up.
2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?
An outhouse in Nepal had a sign that said “do not put your pepper in the hole” and a portapottie at a Grateful Dead concert in Mountain View had turds like two feet over the john.
3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?
Weeks (don’t know exactly)
4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?
Nah. Too old. **** up my back and that tandem **** is too cozy.
5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?
I think it should go back in my mother’s vagina.
6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?
I told this story before but I stole ****loads of irreplaceable valuable documents from a job I knew I wasn’t returning to. I just threw it all away on my way home. It definitely cost the company thousands of dollars.
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