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Old 11-16-2018, 01:31 PM   #22279 (permalink)
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Mom: "I didn't want to be your mother!"

Son: "What?"

Mom: "I tried to miscarry you!"

Son: "WHAT?"

Mom: "It didn't work, though!"

Son: "How did you try to miscarry me?"

Mom: "I don't know. Lots of ways. I did everything I wasn't supposed to!"

Mom: "I mean, I'm glad it didn't work..."
The other night, my mom, out of nowhere, accused my grandma of trying to abort her. It was f*cked up but also kind of funny LOL.
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