Originally Posted by Oriphiel

What do you guys think about a story where a guy sells his soul as a child for something stupid like a furbee, and then the demon comes to collect when he grows up into a college dork, and he's desperately trying to get laid before he dies, ignoring all of the hallucinations and covering up all of the weird murders happening on campus, and then he finally does get laid, only it turns out that his virginity was the one thing keeping him safe from the demon, and he loses his soul and eats ****?

A24 can have the film rights.