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Old 11-25-2018, 06:51 PM   #57938 (permalink)
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My day was interesting. I was at the supermarket buying starfruits with my 1 year old great-granddaughter, and because the line at the market was busy we were waiting in line for 72 hours. About 50 hours in this 9-foot tall Native American gentlemen cut in front of my granddaughter and I. Furious, I gave him a good tap on the shoulder to get his attention. After he turned around, I yelled "how's the weather up there, jerkoff?!" up to him. A moment passed and the man finally spoke in a low, gravely tone: "Dude, your kid's with you. You shouldn't carelessly engage in conflicts with strangers- it's unsafe for you and her."

Before I could say that I hadn't drunk water in the past two days because I wanted to buy these goddamn starfruits that were on sale, he roundhouse kicked me through a wall, breaking every single bone in my body. He then claimed my granddaughter and the starfruits as his own.
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