1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)
I sat through 75% of Lonnie Holley putting on the most annoyingly pretentious and fake woke vocal performance over cello and ambient keys. The cellist was fluid and cool but my god that was so ****ty.
2. What do you make of these darned millennials?
A mean taco filling.
3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?
Consoled a suicidal friend this week thinking that if he came to me then he really has nowhere to go.
4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?
In March, 4 of my friends and I sung happy birthday to someone on the phone. It was impromptu and our improvised harmonies were mind blowing. I wish I recorded it. Oh and meeting my gf I guess.
5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)
6. Are you wearing pants right now?
Unfortunately.
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