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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
I witnessed some of the funniest sexual harassment.
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Female on male?
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Originally Posted by Mindfulness
i didn't eat nothing but 3 apples and wendys chicken sandwich yesterday
got a 100 on my math final last night
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As far as fast food goes, Wendy's does make a good chicken sandwich. And congrats on acing your exam!
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Originally Posted by MicShazam
That's an intensely weird choice of name for a character in a children's game.
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Ratchet is the bastardized form of
wretched.
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Originally Posted by grindy
Phone unlocked itself in my pocket and forwarded a WhatsApp message from a chat with a friend
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Look into
Confide messenger. Your messages self destruct.
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Originally Posted by Plankton
I use a combination of finger print and pattern draw. Fort ****ing Knox.
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"Hey Apple, I bet you can't get consumers to buy a product with a 100% price markup AND get them to willingly create a biometric database for the government."
Apple: "Hold my beer."
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Originally Posted by Kiiii
It's the weekend and I didn't buy a pack of cigs on purpose. The store is too far away and it's not worth it. Hopefully won't buy more. Gonna try not to.
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Keep up the good work buddy
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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg
I'd certainly never survive in the timeshare salesmen world
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Me either. I can't rip people off in good conscience. I did a stint at a telemarketing firm doing cold-calls. Had to pitch things that I didn't believe in to people who couldn't afford it. It broke my soul, so I quit within 2 weeks.