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Originally Posted by Plankton
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I wouldn't buy an Apple product if it came with free blowjobs.
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Would you buy a blow job if it came with a free apple?
Went to the beach today. Read and listened to music.
Watched a young couple with a camera on a tripod. The woman was prancing around looking good. Nice rack she was justifiably proud of.
Then went to Hooters to watch some NFL. It’s on the beach and this little girl from Ohio (her family was all decked out in Bengals gear) went for a swim wearing her summer dress. She was like 8. Her mom was like have fun sweetie but her grandparents went apesh*t. The thing is the water is warmer than the air temperature (about 65) so when she tested the water it felt comfortable. Swimming in December here is no big deal. But her grandfather had to be a huge Nazi **** about it. Told her she ruined everyone’s day and blah blah. And really he was just pissed off because he was drunk and his ****ty team was losing. Oh well. The Falcons won. Oh and my Hooters girl was wearing a regular t-shirt not the super tight titty mega cleavage top they’re supposed to wear. You could tell she had a great rack too. The other table’s girl wasn’t as sexy but she was letting it all hang out like she’s supposed to. I love the way their ass cheeks hang out of those orange short shorts. Grunt.