I convinced my lift driver that I'm a Mormon. I told her that if we drink soda we get whipped as punishment, that to convert to Mormonism we have to sacrifice an animal at the temple to Joseph Smith and that we can't listen to music. I also told her she's going to hell because she's a sinner.
I accidentally left my phone in her car though. Found out that I have a tracker I never knew about AND an annoying alarm that tells me when it's silenced connected to my google. Would it be mean of me to continuously ring that alarm?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.
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Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
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