A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says "What the hell are you doing?! You can't bring a dog in here!"
The man says "But this dog is special. He can talk!"
The bartender says "You're a liar! If you can get that dog to talk, I'll give you $10,000. If not, I'm throwing your ass out!"
The man turns to the dog and asks "What covers the top of a house?" The dog says "Roof!"
The mans then asks the dog "What do you call the top of your mouth?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The man finally asks the dog "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog emphatically replies "Roof!"
The bartender grabs the man and throws him out on the street, bloodied.
The dog turns to the man and says "Should I have said DiMaggio?"
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