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Old 01-08-2019, 12:51 PM   #555 (permalink)
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Two women are walking along a bridge.


One says to the other "I've always wanted to pee off the side of a bridge, just like a man does."


She walks to the edge of the bridge, pulls her pants down, sticks her ass over the edge and yells to her friend "I'm gonna piss down onto that canoe!"


Her friend turns to her and says "That's no canoe, it's your reflection!"
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