Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Don't say that! You can't fire ping-pong balls out of you foof! Ok, maybe that's not typical sexual behaviour, but its always an option.

EDIT: Don't you start with the constantly talking at me about ***ness thing too Adidasss, I get that from my housemate(s. The chinese one, the local one, the local one's brother and their Punjabi friend. All ***! Sometime its like being in a pilot episode for a sitcom. Only with less jokes and more of me getting wound up by their constant talk about men and ****s etc.)