Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I don't understand why capitalism to so many people means accumulating dick waving evidence of wealth when to me it's accumulating a never ending torrent of pop culture artifacts that entertain me and not people I don't want to talk to.

Originally Posted by MicShazam

A nerd who knows how to do it right wears nerdy t-shirts that make people walk a large circle around him, thus leaving him to enjoy his amassed artifacts in peace. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten rid of those Cradle of Filth t-shirts?

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.