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Old 01-23-2019, 12:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I think I've seen a glimpse of a scene or two years ago, but I can't really remember. Definitely haven't seen the whole thing. The cover does not promise great things.
It's terrible and not even in a fun way. The action scenes are lame, the people making it clearly didn't even care enough to make it into a potential cult classic, there's way too much "not action scenes" in a movie that doesn't have any business having drama, and the lulz factor of watching Pamela Anderson act gets old pretty quickly. But the opening scene is just Pamela Anderson topless with spraying water for like five minutes. I mean it's just the credits but it's solid.
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