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Old 01-23-2019, 01:28 PM   #6405 (permalink)
Marie Monday
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and just because, my mom had an azerbaijani friend with a brother who'd been violently assaulted to the point that he couldn't walk, had trouble speaking, and need assistance to use the bathroom, and there was a small period between when his insurance kicked in to give him a live-in nurse and so i helped out and his mother who was staying with him tried to adopt me. She didn't speak much english but very much wanted to teach me russian and fed me russian food for lunch and was just the nicest lady i ever met.

why did you turn down that offer dude


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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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